Waiting in a long line
with one item.
So grave robbing is bad unless you wait about 1000 years. Then it’s just archeology.
who wants to fling my awful body into the sun
unbelievable. i have to do everything myself
tired:
wired:
please tell me those arent real im begging
BATHROOM FUNCTIONS SORTED BY LOGIC/EMOTION
LOGIC:
- peeing
- fixing your makeup
- changing tampons/pads
- washing your hands
- having a normal poop
- taking your medication
- seeing in the mirror that you have a wardrobe malfunction
- avoiding people
- looking for a tampon/pad dispenser
- visiting the bathroom with a group of friends
- receiving a phone call
- fighting
- graffiti
EMOTION:
- fixing your hair
- splashing water on your face
- having a panic attack
- sitting in the stall silently using your cell phone
- vomiting
- looking for a condom dispenser
- having a really bad poop
- washing your hands but not because they’re dirty but just because you Needed to
- looking in the mirror and having an existential crisis
- following people
- visiting the bathroom alone
- making a phone call
- vandalism
- fucking
